Then you live in New England

“If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in New England.''

“If you have switched from 'heat’ to 'A/C' the same day and back again, you live in New England.''

“If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you live in New England.''

“If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you live in New England.'' 

“If you find 10 degrees 'a little chilly', you live in New England.''

‘’If there's a Dunkin' Donuts on every corner, you live in New England.''

-- Jeff Foxworthy