We don't want you here

Log jam    at    Ripogenus Gorge   , in Maine. during 1870s    log driving   .

Log jam at Ripogenus Gorge, in Maine. during 1870s log driving.

“...you don't actually have to go to Maine. And this is finally great news for me again, because I don't want to see you there. The spirit of Maine has infected me. I gave you your goddamned wood, now get the f… out of here.”


―From John Hodgman’s Vacationland: True Stories from Painful Beaches