air-conditioning

Pre-AC cooling

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Adapted from Robert Whitcomb's "Digital Diary,'' in GoLocal24.com

We had various strategies for beating the heat at night when I lived  as a boy in a Boston suburb on  the ocean. There were fans, but their effect was unsatisfying. One option was to move into the cellar, which in our house was deep and with granite walls. Another was to sleep on a porch. You see a lot of sleeping porches, mostly facing the summer prevailing wind from the southwest, in houses built from about 1890 to 1930. Or we’d sleep on the lawn. For kids these options provided minor adventures (seeing fireflies over the lawns, etc.) but  they weren’t particularly attractive to adults, most of whom had to get up early and get to work after sleepless nights

We’d sometimes hear dance music coming up  through the rustling oak trees from a club on the harbor. This was Big Band stuff; rock n’ roll had not yet become entrenched.

Then came those air conditioners awkwardly installed in windows, which in old houses like the one we live in now seem the only cooling option because you’d have to rip up the house to put in central air.

Of course, the central irony of air conditioning is that while it may make you cooler, it makes the world hotter as we burn fossil fuel to generate the electricity to make it work and the damn things release lots of heat –into the great outdoors.  And living in air-conditioned spaces makes you less able to tolerate the outside air when you're in it. But it has certainly been good for productivity.

We lived on Massachusetts Bay and so we could go swimming but the water was usually frigid, what with  the hot-weather wind – from the southwest – pushing the warm surface water away from the shore and the Labrador Current lurking nearby. We loved visiting our paternal grandparents in West Falmouth, on Buzzards Bay, where the water was almost tropically warm from mid-July to Labor Day. It seemed that the Gulf Stream would send up little eddies to run against the south and west sides of the Cape. It smelled like Florida.

 

The Age of A/C

Overall, you'd have to say that air-conditioning has been a boon. For instance,   the computer revolution almost certainly would not have happened without it : Those  first big main frames needed massive A/C and  even the desktops and laptops that followed still  don't like heat. And it allowed the rise of the South to economic power by cooling its factories and offices enough to permit Teutonic levels of efficiency through the year.  Some might not be all that happy with that rise, especially with its political effects. My Southern relatives, however, were happy that an extra couple of months of comfort and productivity had been added to their year. Still, A/C's absence did have some benefits. One was that  the  summer heat   slowed you down and  made you look at the world through a somewhat different optic, giving  you a  more rounded sense of  life and the passage of the seasons.   It spawned  a certain kind of imaginative rumination. Another benefit  was that the enforced slowness encouraged a  leisurely friendliness, a back-porch socializing.

A heat wave made cold drinks more refreshing, swimming more refreshing and the cool break of  a thunderstorm more exhilarating.

Except in urban slums, there were usually ways to avoid the worst of the heat. In  my family, my brother and I, who lived on the very hot third floor,  would move downstairs, to the first floor, or even the cellar, with sleeping bags, where it rarely got above 65. There we'd be lulled to sleep by the drug-drip-drip of the dehumidifier. Or we and our other siblings would sleep in the backyard, although that tended to get very uncomfortable soon -- first you'd be sweaty hot and  then chilled before dawn.   Meanwhile, fireflies produced brief amusement.

Few people had car air-conditioning until the '70s. You'd drive with the windows down, which, besides the cooling from the wind, had the benefit of blowing away the cigarette smoke.

New Englanders used to say that they didn't need A/C because it didn't stay hot enough long enough. (Such assertions are part of  New Englanders' claims to be particularly tough and resilient when compared to people from other parts of the country.  )

But when it is hot in New England it's hotter than most of Florida. The great New England heat wave of  early August 1975 had temperatures up to 113. My wife and I were driving back to  steamy Philadelphia from seeing friends in New Castle, N.H.,  at the time. The sides of the roads were lined with dead cars with steaming radiators. Luckily for us, we were in a VW bug -- air-cooled (though it was to believe that the air that day could cool anything). Like flat tires, steaming radiators are rare now. Tires and cars are better.

When we got back to Center City Philly we  found a note in the apartment from someone who a few days before had been camping out there  while we were away.  It relayed a message from one of my sisters that my father had had a heart attack driving to work in Boston. (I know the car wasn't air-conditioned. ) He had the presence of mind to drive to the hospital, but died  a couple of days after his arrival; at a rather young age, I had become the family patriarch.

I never heard again from the person camping out in our apartment; he was probably too mortified by the circumstances to contact us.  But hello, John Whitfield (a  former  Wall Street Journal colleague  who had decided to go to the University of Pennsylvania Law School)  --- wherever you are on the road to Social Security.

I hope that central air conditioning  is giving you a long, long life.

 

---Robert Whitcomb